Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 9

[In Jody's 19th-century dream, a mob of townspeople gathers with torches and pitchforks, chanting "Burn the witch!"]

Mike [as townsfolk]:
Oh, and "go Packers" too, but mostly burn the witch.

. . .

[Father Strickland is reading from the Bible (Job) to his family.]

Strickland:
"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..."

Servo [as Strickland]:
...said Madeleine.

Strickland:
"...and the number of years is hidden to the oppressor..."

Crow [as Strickland]:
Tsch. Bunch of crap.

Strickland:
"A dreadful sound is in his ears."

Mike [as Strickland]:
It's Paula Cole, I think.

Strickland:
"In prosperity, the destroyer shall come upon him."

[Strickland sees Lucinda fidgeting.]

Strickland:
What is it, child?

Young Lucinda:
I thought I heard something.

Strickland:
Pay attention to the word of God.

Servo [as Strickland]:
For He loves you, and He may KILL you if you don't.

Strickland:
"Yea..."

Crow [as Strickland]:
"...team!"

Strickland:
"...the light of the wicked shall be put out..."

Mike [as Strickland]:
"...by ten-thirty…"

Strickland:
"...and the spark of his fire shall not shine."

Servo [as Daughter]:
Just take the old-fashioned photo, Dad!

. . .

[The mob of townspeople approaches the house, still chanting "Burn the witch!"]

Mrs. Strickland:
What is it, David?

Crow:
It's people saying "Burn the witch". Are you deaf?

Young Melissa:
Papa, what is it?

Crow:
[irritated] People saying "Burn the witch"! Do you have any deductive powers at all?