Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 9

[Troy enters his attic.]

Mike:
Oh, this is where they get all the stuff to put in T.G.I. Fridays.

. . .

[Troy opens a trunk.]

Crow [as Troy]:
This is where I've secreted away all my red sweaters.

Servo:
Oh, boy. He's going to find out his dad is a rodeo clown.

Mike [as Troy]:
I don't care if I'm too old. I'm getting my Batman pajamas back out of here.

. . .

Servo [as Troy]:
Well, if I'm going to be a ventriloquist dummy, I'd better learn how to live in this trunk.

[Troy reaches in and pulls out a folder.]

Crow [as Troy]:
Now I'm going to settle in with the Book of Mormon.

[He opens the folder and pulls out a picture of his dad.]

Mike:
Larry Czonka!

[Troy continues to look inside and finds a bunch of old papers.]

Servo [as Troy]:
Ew, shouldn't have filed that sandwich.

Crow [as Troy]:
I've got to find the warranty on this sweater.

[He opens a box and uncovers a folder labeled "LEMON MINE".]

Mike:
No wonder Dad lost his money, he invested in lemon mines!!