Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 9

[That night, the squads are still looking for the Devil Fish.]

Sheriff Gordon:
Squad number one. Report in.

Squad Member:
Squad number one, Sheriff. Ain't seen nothing yet.

Crow [as Squad Member]:
B-b-b-baby, we ain't seen n-n-nothing yet, over.

. . .

Sheriff Gordon:
Squad number two. Squad number two!

Servo [as dead squad member]:
We done been et, over!

. . .

Sheriff Gordon:
Squad number two. Squad number two!

Crow:
Oh, they'll be number two soon enough.

. . .

[The rednecks of Squad Number Two become a light snack for the Devil Fish.]

Servo [as Devil Fish]:
[singing to Neil Young's "Southern Man"] Southern man, gonna eat your head!

. . .

[The Sheriff and the other squads arrive and again pour gasoline into the water.]

Crow:
Well, this should take care of every living thing in the Everglades.

. . .

[The squads are playing flamethrowers over the gasoline, cooking the Devil Fish.]

Servo [as Sheriff]:
Okay, now, throw in the diced onions and celery and chopped porcini mushrooms!

Crow:
Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for flamethrowers?

. . .

[Close up of burning water.]

Mike:
Eww, someone threw a match on the Cuyahoga River.