Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 10

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[While the characters are planning to rob the local prison's evidence room, Mike and the Bots discover Buz is supposed to be a teenager despite the fact that the actor who plays him is clearly pushing 40.]

Harry:
I'll need someone to come with me. Um, the boy'll do. [Points to Buz.]

Mike:
Boy?!

. . .

Leo:
Excuse me, Mr. Blatz, while I have a talk with this bright young man. [Pulls Buz aside.]

Servo:
I don't know why they think he's so young, the guy's in his forties!

. . .

Crow [as Buz]:
Wow, a young kid like me, breaking into crime!

. . .

[Professional lockpicker Harry Blatz and Buz have just finished burglarizing the police evidence locker.]

Harry:
I won't mind seein' you go, because I know that there's now only one way to keep me from getting my share.

[Buz attacks Harry from behind.]

Mike [as Harry]:
Yep, that's the way, you figured out how to do it! Beatin' in my skull with a tire iron! Oop, there's my brains on the floor!

. . .

Mike [as Buz]:
Yes, my plan is perfect. I've been spotted by several people and I killed a guy!

Servo:
Well, what do you expect, he's only a child!

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