Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Narrator Jim is being driven through Maracaibo by his coworker, Ray.]

Narrator:
The first thing that surprised me on that ride was th-

[The film skips while the camera is focused on the same shot, giving the impression they disappeared. Jim, Ray and the car reappear elsewhere as the scene changes.]

Mike [as Jim]:
Was being sucked through a time portal.

. . .

[They pass a building with a huge sign:
GRAN VENTA ESPECIAL.]

Narrator:
I almost felt I hadn't left home, when we passed a big Sears-Roebuck store.

Servo:
Ah-heh! 'Cause it's called "Gran Venta" at home, too!

Narrator:
Another familiar site was a used car lot, full of American autos.

Mike [as Narrator]:
I dropped my pants and bent over a car, just to feel at home!

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