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Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Jim and Ray are on a ferry on Lake Maracaibo.]

Jim:
Lake Maracaibo seemed narrow here. But it's actually 60 miles wide at one point, and 120 miles long.

Servo [as Jim]:
I felt like a complete ass mistaking it as narrow.

Crow [as Jim]:
I've taken this opportunity to reassess my views on all inland bodies of water.

. . .

[Soon, Jim and Ray are back on the road.]

Mike [as Jim]:
I wanted nothing more than to throw myself on my hotel bed and cry.

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