My Boys, Season 1

PJ:
Hey, do you wanna see my baseball card collection? It's in my bedroom!

Bobby:
That is some collection!

PJ:
Yeah. I've been building it for a while.

Bobby:
Hum, PJ, I just wanna say I really like you and whatever happens tonight...

PJ:
Oh, Bobby. You don´t need to give me the speech, okay?

Bobby:
What speech?

PJ:
Oh you know, the "we will be friends anyway" speech. I know we will be friends.

Bobby:
You do?

PJ:
Yeah. And let's be honest, we are both grown ups here, right?

Bobby:
Yeah, yeah, uhm... I guess...

PJ:
What's wrong?

Bobby:
Uh... I don't know, you are... you're kinda freaking me out a little bit.

PJ:
Why? Oh, oh God... I´m sorry. Here, come sit down... we'll take it slower.

Bobby:
Oh! That, that, that... that's freaking me out. Can you maybe not say that stuff?

PJ:
What stuff?

Bobby:
The guy's stuff! I mean, guys act like that. Girls say things like, uh... "Wait", "Why is this happening so fast?" or "How do I know this isn't just one night stand?"

PJ:
That would be completely acting.

Bobby:
Fine, but that's hot.

PJ:
Okay, fine! Okay, look, Bobby... this is really happening so fast, and we don´t know each other very well, and how do I know this isn't just one night stand?

Bobby:
So, you're mocking me?

PJ:
Hum, a little bit.