My Boys, Season 1

Kenny:
I'm going on the record, I think Dani's great.

PJ:
Puh-lease.

Kenny:
Come on, she's cool, she's funny, she's sm-

PJ:
Don't you dare say smart!

Kenny:
Smurfy.

Stephanie:
That's the only word you can think of that begins with "sm-"?

PJ:
You were gonna say smart. About a woman who thought she was having dinner in another state.

Brendan:
You know what, guys, I feel like I've seen her before.

PJ:
Oh hey, does this help jog your memory? [begins making porn music sounds and talking in a whispery voice] Oh, Mr. Cable Man-

Stephanie:
[in a deep voice] Yes?

PJ:
[in porn voice] I want all your channels!

Brendan:
Wow, dinner and a movie.

Kenny:
I've seen this one.