My Boys, Season 1

[PJ announces she will be a guest on a TV show]

Mike:
This is just the beginning. Today, The Turk Vardell Show. Tomorrow, SportsCenter.

Kenny:
For two years. Then, The PJ Franklin Show. [Kenny and Mike scat an improvised theme song ending with PJ]

Brendan:
Oh man, you're gonna be huge. National. I mean, you're gonna become America's sweetheart.

Bobby:
Then you'll buy an enormous mansion, marry a rock star, develop a drug problem, become a recluse, disappear for a while... you know, lots of rumours that you're dead.

Mike:
Then you're not! You reemerge with a brief stint on a cheesy reality show because you gotta lose the recluse weight.

Kenny:
Then, you get your comeback. The New PJ Franklin Show. Same theme song! [Kenny and Mike do PJ theme song again]

Bobby:
And then, it's time to write your crappy children's book, Even Unicorns Say I'm Sorry. [Kenny and Mike scat some more.]