My Boys, Season 1

[Stephanie announces that Brendan has been named one of Chicago's sexiest bachelors and there will be a party to celebrate.]

Mike:
Sweet! Oh we are totally going. Oh, there will be a ton of women there hoping to glom on to one of the sexy bachelors.

Kenny:
But we're not one of 'em.

Mike:
Nope, but we know one. So we hover around Brando all night and when the moment's right, bang!

Kenny:
Bang!

Mike:
We swoop in to snag his drunken castoffs.

Andy:
[falsetto] Daddy, how did you meet Mommy? [deep voice] Well dear, Mommy was a drunken castoff.

Bobby:
Yeah, see, she wanted to go home with Uncle Brando that night, but Daddy was in the right place at the right time.

PJ:
Daddy, do you think I can be a drunken castoff someday?

Andy:
Dare to dream, sweetie. Goodnight.