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My Name Is Earl, Season 2

My Name is Earl (2005-2009) is an NBC sitcom about a man named Earl, who after winning $100,000 in the lottery (and nearly losing it after being struck by a car), sets out to right all of the wrongs he committed in his past in the quest for good kar… more »

Joy:
Dammit, more cops? Y'all don't quit picking on me, I swear I'm gonna go Ruby Ridge... Earl! What the hell are you doing?

Earl:
You said you wanted a date night, didn't ya? Well, your chariot awaits.

Joy:
You stole me a police car?

Earl:
Yep. There's a hostage in the back too. If you say something scary, he'll show you pictures of his kids. They're cute.

Joy:
I love you so much, baby. I am gonna *beep* your *beep* *beep* with my sweet sweet sweet love *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*.

Earl:
Shhhh... you had me at balls.

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