Arrested Development, Season 1

Michael:
Knock, knock! Where's the married bachelor?

George Sr:
Michael, I thought you weren't coming. I thought he wasn't coming.

Michael:
Well, I wasn't going to, but he's my brother and I'm here to support him. Like all these, uh... hot men and Ira.

George Sr:
You're not going to stay? I mean, this isn't your kind of scene.

Michael:
Dad, please, stay out of it, all right? I'm here for G.O.B. Now where are the strippers? You got a little back room going, huh? Huh?

[Gob tries to stop Michael]

Michael:
No, hey, just relax! I'm as fun as anybody! I can handle a back room.

[Michael enters the back room, to the sight of an unconscious stripper and a knocked out Buster]

Michael:
I'm calling the cops.