The Nanny, Season 2

C.C.:
Nanny Fine, you're alone with the kid for two minutes and he wants to quit show business?!

Niles:
If only we could put her in a room with Tori Spelling.

C.C.:
I could kill you. I could rip out your heart with my bare hands!

Fran:
...She don't have a key to the house, does she? Oh, Mr. Sheffield, maybe it's all for the best.

Mr. Sheffield:
No, it is not all for the best, Miss Fine; it is not all for the best at all!

Fran:
But you yourself said that the kid was a pain in the butt!

Mr. Sheffield:
Alright, Miss Fine, let me see if you can follow this, hmm? Sky: blue! Fire: hot. Actor: pain in the butt! You are going to rectify this situation.

Fran:
Wow, that sounds painful...

. . .

Mr. Sheffield:
You are going to march yourself upstairs, put on something smashing, take him to the best restaurant in town and order the most expensive thing on the menu!

Fran:
Well, all right. But I'm not taking the limo!

Mr. Sheffield:
Oh, yes, you are!

Fran:
Slave driver! [Leaves and returns] But there is no way you are buying me a new dress!

Mr. Sheffield:
Oh yes- [Realizes what's going on] GET OUT!