The Nanny, Season 2

Niles:
Oh dear. That was the last apple.

Mr. Sheffield:
Oh, I'm sorry, old man. Did you want it?

Niles:
Well, yes, sir, but I didn't realize I wanted it until someone else had sunk his teeth into it and now it's too late. It was right there in front of me. If only I snatched it up when I had the chance, I wouldn't have this aching hunger.

Mr. Sheffield:
Good God, man, have a bloody pear!

. . .

Niles:
Oh dear. That was the last pear.

Fran:
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want it?

Niles:
Well, yes, but I didn't realize I wanted it until someone else had sunk his teeth into it.

Fran:
You snooze, you lose.