Arrested Development, Season 3

Gob:
Well, I will tell you this, Michael: I don't have a son...

Narrator:
He does.

Gob:
...But if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!

Narrator:
Gob was growing up.

[Later, waiting for Michael to take him to the cabin]

Gob:
There's only one sleeping bag, so we're going to have to double up. Pigs in a blanket!

Michael:
Sorry, pal, something came up.

Gob:
It is worse to know.

Narrator:
Gob was getting life lessons all over the place.