The Nanny, Season 3

[Niles is writing a sign]

Mr. Sheffield:
Can you imagine Ms. Fine thinking I'm predictable! Me! Mr.-

Niles:
[In unison] -Spontaneity.

Mr. Sheffield:
Niles, you don't think I'm predictable, do you? [Niles shows his sign: "Of course not, sir"] Well, predictable is good, predictable is solid... Oh, God, even I knew I was going to say that.

Niles:
If I were you, sir, I'd do something before she wakes up in the bedroom of another man... sion.

Mr. Sheffield:
Niles, I want her to be happy here. How do you suppose I go about satisfying Ms. Fine?

Niles:
[Awkward silence] Well, the second way, sir-

Mr. Sheffield:
Niles!

Niles:
Just shake it up, sir! Do something wild, out there, totally unexpected, I don't know. Give me a bonus!