NCIS, Season 1

Abby:
Sulfuric acid. That'd chew the shine off a trailer hitch.

Kate:
How'd you get into this stuff?

Abby:
Filled out an application.

Kate:
I mean...forensics.

Abby:
Oh, uh, when I was kid we used to live by this lot where hey brought all the burned out hulks from the gnarliest car wrecks. I used to sneak in at night and take pictures. It wasn't about the gore. It was about figuring out how things happened. You know, like action, reaction, the science of the whole thing. I got hooked. How about you?

Kate:
Actually, I wanted to be a lawyer. I did a...a year in law school. It felt like ten years in prison.

Abby:
With really boring inmates? (Kate laughs)"

Abby:
Admit it. You just like strapping on a gun.

Kate:
More than one.

Abby:
Really? You packing more heat than meets the eye?

Kate:
Those your only tattoos?

Abby:
You show me yours, I'll show you mine. (Kate chuckles)