NCIS, Season 1

[Tony is reading off a list of potential cases to Gibbs]

Kate:
He's been searching for a case, any case, since I came in.

Tony:
[reading from an e-mail] "All agents not working active cases are to attend the sexual harassment lecture at the NCIS human resource training center at 0930 hours today."

Gibbs:
[deadpan] I cannot sit through another one of those. I will shoot myself.

Kate:
You mean they train you guys how to harass? [Gibbs turns and looks at her] Hey, I'm kidding, except for Tony.

Tony:
For the last time, Kate, I was only trying to get my seatbelt on.