NCIS, Season 1

NCIS (2003-) is a CBS network television series about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service that investigates any crime involving personnel or dependants in the United States Navy or Marine Corps. more »

Tony:
Aren't you guys interested at all in what I brought you back from Puerto Rico?

Gibbs and Kate:
[sighing] Sure. Fine.

[Tony grins and hands them a couple bags, Kate looks in hers]

Kate:
You gotta be kidding.

Tony:
A bikini. Two-piece.

Kate:
A bottom. And a hat??

Tony:
Puerto Rican!

Gibbs:
Any chance you're going to try that on?

Kate:
[tosses it at Gibbs] You first.

Gibbs:
[looks over the bikini bottom] Trust me. It's not gonna fit.

Kate:
Pigs. I work with pigs.

Tony:
[as Gibbs is opening his gift] It's a fantasy RPG book. Complete with character sheets and dice. Baby steps, Gibbs. Baby steps.

Gibbs:
It's in Spanish.

Tony:
There's just no pleasing you, is there?

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