NCIS, Season 1

Gibbs:
(puts a bottle of water in front of Kate) Drink.

Kate:
What's with all the water?

Gibbs:
You got to stay hydrated on a submarine!

Kate:
All you've had me doing is hydrating!

Gibbs:
Drink it! (after she has drunk a mouthful) So how's your bladder?

Kate:
(shocked at her boss asking her that) What?

GIbbs:
The COB's at the end of the passageway keeping an eye on us! You've got to distract him! (she looks at him in a way to say "carry on") You're gonna need help working the toilet!

Kate:
Gibbs...

Gibbs:
Kate. On a submarine it's a very complicated piece of machinery!

Kate:
Is that why you've been hoving water down my throat for the past hour?

Gibbs:
I want to check out Petty Officer Thompson!

Kate:
Well you don't have to drown me you could just ask!

Gibbs:
Hydrating's good for ya. Go un-hydrate!

Kate:
(turns to face him) I've never heard it caled that before!

Gibbs:
(shooing her out the door, whispers) Go on!