NCIS, Season 1

[At the shooting range Gibbs tapes Tony's hat on his target]

Tony:
[protesting] Ah c'mon, boss. I've been breaking that cap in for three months. I love that cap.

Kate:
Then don't shoot it.

Gibbs:
[takes Kate's PDA from her pocket] Back this up? [tapes Kate's PDA to her target]

Kate:
[protests] Ah, no no no, Gibbs. Come on, my whole life is in that thing.

Gibbs:
[smiles] Then don't shoot it. [walks away]

Kate:
[to Tony] If we screw this up, I have a suggestion.

Tony:
What?

Kate:
We break into Gibbs' basement and set the boat on fire.

Tony:
That's cold, Kate. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Gibbs:
Fire. Let's see how you do under pressure.

[Kate and Tony fire some shots before Gibbs gets a call to a crime scene]

Tony:
I'll bring the lighter fluid.

Kate:
Deal.

[Later in the squad room]

Abby:
Very cool. Where can I get one of these? [admires Tony's bullet hole ridden cap]

Tony:
You can have that one.