NCIS, Season 1

Tony:
(eating a sandwich) I would just like to go on the record and say "I really miss the Gulf Stream we took to Gitmo" (notices Kate with her head in a bag so puts his sandwich next to her mouth) You hungry?

Kate:
(groans as she's sick some more) Tony! Do I look hungry to you?

Tony:
Well, No! Actually you look kind of...

Kate:
(gasps) Tell me that's normal!

Tony:
That is! (the plane drops suddenly and Kate freaks) Now that I'm not too sure about!

Kate:
(groans in fear) How long till we get to Colombia?

Tony:
(swallowing his sandwich) Oh not long! (sees Kate's look of relief) Five, six hours tops!

Kate:
(swallows a mouthful of water, looks at Gibbs sleeping across from them) Is he really sleeping or is that just an act?

Tony:
Oh, he's sleeping.

Kate:
How can you tell?

Tony:
He looks peaceful.

[Later]

Gibbs:
(yawns and stretches) Morning. Sleep well?

Kate:
If by "well" you mean violently throwing up all night and being bounced around like rag dolls...

Tony:
...then yes, we slept very well, Boss. Thanks for asking.

Gibbs:
You'll get used to it!

Kate:
That's what I'm afraid of!

Aircrew:
Agent Gibbs? We'll be landing in about fifteen minutes! (passes Gibbs a cup of coffee)

Gibbs:
Thanks! My compliments to the pilot!

Kate:
(stands up and looks around)

Gibbs:
Uh...What ya looking for Kate?

Kate:
The ladies room!

Tony:
(snickers)

Kate:
Okay then the Men's room!

Gibbs:
There's no "Men's room".

Kate:
Then how the hell am I supposed to go to the bathroom? (Gibbs passes her a plastic bag) Oh no! Forget it! I can wait! (Gibbs smiles at her then she sticks her hand out for the bag) Damn it! Where?

Gibbs:
If you want some privacy...I'd go behind those big boxes over there!

Kate:
God I miss Air Force One!