NCIS, Season 1

Kate:
(as she is watching Tony try and use chopsticks) Relax your hand or you're never gonna get it in your mouth!

Tony:
(as another bundle of noodles slip out of the chopsticks) I'm trying but the thing's too damn slippery!

Kate:
Never gonna impress a girl that way!

Tony:
Oh What Ever! Just the next time we do this Kate make sure they (drops more noodles) don't forget the forks! (Kate smiles as she successfully puts noodles in her mouth) No-one like a show-off! (after he fails again at eating noodles) Okay. Screw this! You got any soup? (Kate passes it over carefully as it's hot) Ah...thanks!

Gibbs:
(getting out the elevator) That had better not be mine DiNozzo!

Tony:
(freezes) Gibbs ordered soup? (glares silently at Kate who nods smugly) Great! (as Gibbs glares at him) If it's any consolation it's not very good!

Gibbs:
(stares at the noodles) Who's Chow Mein?

Kate:
(with noodles in her mouth) Tony's!

Gibbs:
(takes the box) Good!