NCIS, Season 1

[Tony is playing a computer game]

Kate:
Very professional.

Tony:
It's my lunch break.

Kate:
It's 9:30 in the morning.

Tony:
I'm on Greenwich Mean Time.

Kate:
You're gonna be on unemployment if Gibbs catches you doing that.

Gibbs:
[walks in] Catch him doing what Kate? [Kate quickly switches his game off while Tony grabs a stack of papers and pretends to be busy]

Kate:
Nothing! I was just giving Tony some fashion advice.

Gibbs:
On what?

Kate:
Oh he was just thinking about...getting both his ears pierced. [Tony glares at her]

Gibbs:
Is that right DiNozzo?

Tony:
I think you misunderstood Boss. What I meant was elongating the lobe--

Gibbs:
Hey, you look like a gay pirate, that's your call. [Tony grimaces]

[...]

Gibbs:
[...] and Tony, if that game is still on your computer in the morning I'll pierce your ears myself.