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NCIS, Season 1

NCIS (2003-) is a CBS network television series about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service that investigates any crime involving personnel or dependants in the United States Navy or Marine Corps. more »

John:
John, Ag Department.

Kate:
Kate, NCIS.

John:
Hi... really?

Kate:
Yes. Why?

John:
I've never seen you and I'm at NCIS twice a month.

Kate:
You are?

John:
Yes, I specialize in hail and storm damage.

Kate:
What NCIS do you think I'm with?

John:
National Crop Insurance Service.

Gibbs:
That's us, she's a wiz on how corn losses affect pork belly futures.

Kate:
That's my boss - weird sense of humor. [later, to Gibbs] "How corn losses affect pork belly futures?"

Gibbs:
Rule number seven: always be specific when you lie.

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