NCIS, Season 1

Tony:
McGee said you wanted to see me. Actually, he said I was under house arrest, but I figured that was just your way of making a point.

Gibbs:
Do I have to tell you the name of the creek you're up without a paddle? Or how deep it is?

Tony:
Up to my knees?

Gibbs:
I see you're familiar with this particular creek.

Tony:
I'm sorry I took a long lunch, Boss, but I'm not working a hot case.

Gibbs:
What's a hot case to you, DiNozzo? Shadowing a tight ass?

Tony:
That's not fair, Boss.

Gibbs:
War is not fair! And we are at war. Until I dismiss you, which could be any moment now, you will fight that war 24/7. That includes eating, sleeping, taking a crap. Got that?

Tony:
Yes, Boss. Can I say something?

Gibbs:
Only if it has something to do with that bastard I'm after!

Tony:
It does.

Gibbs:
Then speak!

Tony:
Boss... You've really gotta see Moby Dick.