NCIS, Season 2

[Commander Faith Coleman is furious to find out that Yost is not in the NCIS building. Unknown to her, Gibbs had Tony secretly take Yost home.]

Coleman:
Please don't insult me by telling me he escaped.

Gibbs:
The older they are, the sneakier they are!

Kate:
Yost complained of a weak bladder. He had to use the restroom every ten minutes. We gave up escorting him and one time he just didn't come back.

McGee:
Found a window open. He must've shimmied down that drain pipe.

Coleman:
[sarcastically] Ah, I'd liked to have seen that.

Gibbs:
We think the weak bladder was a trick to get us to let down our guard.

Kate:
We're sick about it, Commander.

Coleman:
Yes I can see that you all look absolutely devastated.

McGee:
I put out an APB. Airports, train stations, taxi cabs, walker rentals.