NCIS, Season 2

Tony:
A dead transsexual sailor, his spook instructor and a pair of human eyes walk into a bar, what's the punchline Kate?

Kate:
Whatever it is, it involves this girl and Paraguay.

Tony:
That's true, but not very funny. Probie! Make me laugh!

McGee:
Okay, the bartender doesn't believe it so he asks the spook instructor 'what the hell is going on?' And the guy says 'what, guy can't have a drink with his pupils?'

[Unknown to McGee, Gibbs has walked up and is standing behind him.]

Gibbs:
[from behind] You think this is a joke McGee?

McGee:
[realizes Gibbs is behind him] Um, no I don't.

Gibbs:
Good answer. Tony, you're with me in MTAC. Kate, get Purcell in here. We need to talk. [heads upstairs to MTAC]

McGee:
He hates me, doesn't he.

Kate:
Hate's a pretty strong word.

Tony:
More like a mild dislike.

Kate:
You did spill his coffee.

Gibbs:
[from stairs] Today! DiNozzo! [Tony leaves]

Kate:
[pats McGee on shoulder] Gibbs will get over it.

McGee:
When?

Kate:
Well, let's see. Last year Tony spilled his coffee and he warmed up to him... oh, about an hour ago. So, roughly eight to ten months.