NCIS, Season 2

Tony:
So, tell me doc. What have I got?

Dr. Pitt:
[sighs] Pneumonic Plague.

Tony:
Plague? [chuckles] Plague..

Kate:
That's right Tony. Plague. 'Cause only you would go off and get a disease from the Dark Ages.

Tony:
I didn't put plague in the letter.

Kate:
(leaning in his face yelling) You opened it!

Tony:
Yeah. So I opened it. What are you so upset about? It's not like you're lying... [realizes]

Kate:
Yeah. That's right,Travolta. I'm infected too.

Tony:
[sincere] Oh Kate, I'm sorry.

Kate:
Well you're going to be sorrier.

Tony:
[all serious] No. Don't tell me Gibbs got it.

Kate:
(sits on her hip) Oh no! Just us! But believe me when I say I am going to make your life...HELL!

Tony:
How? You can't be any worse than plague!

Kate:
(raises her eyebrows questioningly)

Tony:
Maybe you can! (to Nurse Emma) Maybe she can!

Kate:
I'm warning you DiNozzo! (she turns around suddenly and sneezes loudly)

Tony:
And if I get that cold I'm gonna be very pissed!