NCIS, Season 3

Jen:
This the same boat you were building six years ago?

Gibbs:
Nope!

Jen:
What happened to it?

Gibbs:
I burned her!

Jen:
Why would you...you named it after an ex-wife?

Gibbs:
Lets go!

Jen:
Which one?

Gibbs:
You know damn well "which one"!

Jen:
Why didn't you just change the name?

Gibbs:
Because it wouldn't matter! Everytime I went out on her I'd think of Diane!

Jen:
You could have sold it!

Gibbs:
And watch some other guy sail off on her?

Jen:
(meaning sex) You didn't care who sailed off on Diane! Leroy Jethro Gibbs. You are a strange man!

Gibbs:
Me? (scoffs) You were a good agent Jen!

Jen:
Were?

Gibbs:
Yeah! Director's job is pure politics!

Jen:
I'm good at politics! NCIS needs someone who can shake the money tree on the hill AND work with sister agencies!

Gibbs:
Wait! You won't call a boat a 'She'...but it's 'Sister Agencies'?

Jen:
I'm a schitzoid libber! Comes from working with chauvanists like you!

Gibbs:
I can't believe you'd give up field work for rubber chicken dinners!

Jen:
I don't think they serve that dish at Palena!

Gibbs:
Never heard of it!

Jen:
Why would you? IT isn't take out!

Gibbs:
So which of the tight sphincters is taking you out? Please tell me "it's not Fornell"!

Jen:
CBS Early Show. They want coverage before I go on T.V!

Gibbs:
No! Jen you can't do that!