NCIS, Season 3

Ziva:
Frank Connell is a deacon at his church, never had a moving violation, let alone a parking ticket, and he calls his mother every Sunday. The man is spic and spam.

Tony:
The saying is "spic and span." Spam is lunch meat.

Ziva:
Oh. What exactly is span then?

Tony:
Span is, uh... I'll get back to you on that.

Ziva:
In my opinion Frank Connell is not involved in this.

Tony:
[sarcastically] Good. I'll let Gibbs know right away 'cause he loves to hear our opinions.

Ziva:
He's distracted by his affections for Zach.

Tony:
Gibbs doesn't get distracted.

Ziva:
What do you call it then?

Tony:
The Boss moves in mysterious ways.