NCIS, Season 3

Tony:
[catches Ziva laughing at a reality TV show] I thought this show was just mindless entertainment?

Ziva:
It's called research, Tony, and I am merely looking for a lead.

Tony:
Well, this is only the beginning. Before you know it, you'll be sitting at home, eating a large box of chocolates, watching the Food Network on your 50 inch plasma.

Ziva:
We're not all so easily corrupted. Take McGee for example. He's been raised in America his entire life and he barely turns the television on. Tell him, McGee!

Tony:
Yeah, tell him, McGee.

McGee:
Well, depends on what you consider rarely. I might watch 20 minutes here or there.

Tony:
Tell her what you do the rest of the time, probie.

McGee:
That's not TV.

Tony:
He pretends to be a fairy in an online computer game.

Ziva:
[shocked]

McGee:
It's an elf lord.

Tony:
[laughing] Whatever.

Gibbs:
Keller didn't commit suicide, he was murdered. [looks at Ziva and Tony] What the hell are you two doing?! Find out why!

Tony:
Hey I got to call you back.

McGee:
Boss, I think I might have something.

Gibbs:
...Are you waiting for me to guess, elf lord?