NCIS, Season 5

[Ziva and McGee are focused at his computer and grinning as Tony walks in]

Ziva:
[chuckles] Aw, not bad....

McGee:
Look at this one... you're gonna love this guy.

Ziva:
Yeah, he would not be safe with me... I would eat him.

McGee:
He's so adorable! How can you say no to that face...

Ziva:
[chuckles]

Tony:
Please tell me you're looking for a man for Ziva.

Ziva:
[gives him a stare] Not me.

Tony:
Oh! [wanders over] McGoo... is there something you wanna tell me?

McGee:
Looking at animal rescue sites.

Ziva:
McGee is thinking about getting a puppy.

Tony:
Puppy's a lot of work. You gotta feed it, walk it, train it...

McGee:
Yeah, I'm not twelve, alright. I work hard. I deserve someone that will jump up, all excited when I get home, you know. Lay on the couch, watch TV. Maybe lick my face a little bit...

Ziva:
[exchanges amused looks with him and chuckles]

Tony:
Might be easier getting a girlfriend.

Ziva:
[gives him a distasteful look] Ehh.

McGee:
Which might be even easier with a puppy. [Tony gets a look on his face, slowly meeting McGee's gaze] Even for you.

Tony:
I'm not ready to start taking tips on this from you yet, probie.

McGee:
Tony, I think it's time you get back on that horse.

Ziva:
[looks confused] Are you getting a pony?

Tony:
It's an adage.

Ziva:
I am not familiar with that breed.

Tony:
Yeah, well they are quite rare. Sort of a cross between a Pegasus and a unicorn.

Tony:
So, what's the favorite?

Ziva:
[annoyed] The Pit Bull.

Tony:
Yeah, that makes sense for you, actually. Not really for McGee. He seems more like a Spaniel kind of guy. Cocker, maybe?

[Tony, Ziva and McGee are discussing which dog to get as Gibbs walks past]

Gibbs:
How about an Australian Shepherd.

Tony:
Oh.

Gibbs:
[deadpan] They're working dogs.