NCIS, Season 5

[McGee and Tony enter a therapist's waiting room. Tony is about to knock on the therapist's office door when McGee stops him]

McGee:
Don't do that!

Tony:
Do what?

McGee:
He might be with someone! [He turns on a light switch]

Tony:
That tells him someone's here?

[Tony impatiently switches the switch on and off several times quickly]

McGee:
Haven't you ever been to a therapist before?

Tony:
Me? No. [Sits on a couch] You?

McGee:
Yeah. Once when I was young.

Tony:
For your acrophobia?

McGee:
You're blowing that all out of proportion, Tony.

Tony:
Well, you showed a pathological fear of heights today.

McGee:
I was staring down ten stories. Being a little disoriented is a little understandable.

Tony:
Disoriented? Your panties were in a twist. Tears in your eyes. Oh, wait. I couldn't see your eyes because they were shut so tight! You were hysterical like a little girl!

McGee:
I was not.

Tony:
You were huggin' the ladder. Ladder hugger. And I got the photographic evidence. [Pulls out a camera phone] Let technology show you the truth. [Shows McGee a video of him nervously on the ladder]

McGee:
My eyes are not closed. I was blinking.

Tony:
[Looks at the video] Oh. Oh, is that- Is that what you were doing? Let's let the people decide.

McGee:
You're not going to post that on YouTube?

Tony:
I might.

McGee:
You give me that thing or I'm gonna-- [Tony shuts the phone] Hey! [Begins wrestling for the phone]

Tony:
[Holding the phone away from McGee's grasp] What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?

[Both begin fighting over the phone]

Dr. Flemming:
Hey, hey. Hey. [Both stop fighting] You two have deeper issues than you discussed on the phone.

Tony:
On the phone?

Dr. Flemming:
Aren't you the couple who called up about marriage counseling?

McGee:
[Realizes] Couple? Us? No, no... [Begins moving away from Tony]

Tony:
It's okay, Timmy. Timmy. We're in a safe place. We can be ourselves here. [McGee quickly moves away from Tony and stands in front of Dr. Fleming] We just got back from Vermont. Pretty there this time of year.

McGee:
Sorry. [Shows Dr. Fleming his badge] NCIS. Special Agents McGee, and DiNozzo.

Tony:
[Stands] Very special agents.