NCIS, Season 5

Ziva:
[on the phone] No, no, no, it's not you, it's just... well, you know, these things run their course, and, ah... well, you, you must accept--

Tony:
Personal call, David?

Ziva:
Yes. Go away!

Tony:
Somebody being dumped?

Ziva:
Oh - how do you tell someone you no longer want to see them?

Tony:
Easy. [grabs Ziva's phone] Listen, dirtbag, this is Ziva's husband. I have your phone number now, I can find your address; if you ever try to contact her again, I will reach down your throat, grab your intestines, rip them out and drive over your head! Lose this number or lose your life! [hangs up, hands the phone back to Ziva] You're welcome.

Ziva:
That was my Aunt Nettie from Tel Aviv. She was trying to stop seeing her eighty-six-year-old mah jong partner.

Tony:
Why didn't you stop me?

Ziva:
Too stunned.

Tony:
Where do I send flowers?

Ziva:
If you communicate with her again, I will kill you.