NCIS, Season 5

Abby:
(seeing McGee drive in) Hey McGee! (seeing the bandage on his neck and hand) Oh my god! What happened?

McGee:
I got bit by a dog!

Abby:
My god! (pulling at the bandage to see his wounds) Did you provoke it?

McGee:
Ow! (as she re-places the bandage) If you call serving a warrant "provoking"!

Abby:
What happened to the dog?

McGee:
He got shot!

Abby:
(gasps, opens the back door and sees the dog muzzled with his legs tied) Poor thing!

McGee:
(as she un-clips the ties and takes off the muzzle) Abby? Abby! Careful that is one vicious dog!

Abby:
(as the dog licks her hands) Yeah? He's really "vicious" McGee! Who would shoot this cute little dog? Look at you... [realizing, she turns around and glares at McGee]

McGee:
It was self-defense. It-it was self-defense!

Abby:
You shot that cute little dog?!

McGee:
He's not cute and little! He's, he's vicious and large!

[The dog whines piteously.]

Abby:
How could you shoot an innocent animal, McGee?!

McGee:
Abby, that dog is not innocent, he killed someone!

Abby:
Dogs don't kill people! People kill people!

McGee:
People with dogs that kill people kill people!

[Abby grabs McGee's jacket and cuddles the dog.]

McGee:
(as Abby whips his jaket off his shoulders) That's my Hugo Boss! Hey! Don't you think that you're contaminating evidence with my $500 jacket?

Abby:
If you think that I can't distinguish the fibers on your stupid jacket from the evidence on the dog, you don't know me, McGee! And right now, I don't want to know you! [to the dog, kindly] Good dog. [to McGee, angrily] Bad McGee!