NCIS, Season 5

Ziva:
[walks in, smiling and carries a coffee to McGee's desk] For the one you got me last week.

McGee:
Aw, thank you.

Ziva:
[leans in to see what he's looking at on screen and gasps] That is quite a kiss, McGee!

McGee:
[grins] Not bad for a wallpaper, huh?

Ziva:
[chuckles] Well, you seem to be enjoying yourself. [muses] I have never seen a tongue quite so... long.

Tony:
[walks in, looking at them curiously] McGee has a long tongue?

Ziva:
No, but the cutie-pie he's kissing does.

Tony:
McGee's kissing a girl?

McGee:
You can't see it, Tony.

Tony:
Why not?

Ziva:
This is McGee's private photograph. And if he does not want you to see it here, then you have to respect his wishes. Or... [hits a key to bring it up on the squadroom plasma screen] ...see it elsewhere.

McGee:
Hey!

[The picture turns out to be a very sweet one of McGee kneeling next to the dog Jethro, who is licking his face.]

Tony:
[laughs] Oh, McRomeo... you should save that stuff for the bedroom.

McGee:
You're just jealous.

Tony:
Jealous? I don't think so. What you're doing there could be illegal in some states.