NCIS, Season 7

Ziva:
Those are none of your business, those belong to McGee.

Tony:
They're funny.

Ziva:
They're private.

Tony:
They're self-help CD's McLonely-hearts ordered...um, download your destiny. Three easy payments of $19.95 each satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

Ziva:
Maybe McGee's already satisfied.

Tony:
Well maybe there's an easter bunny too.

Ziva:
Tony...

Voice:
Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our [Tony laughs]

Ziva:
Oh my god, turn that off!

Tony:
I love this guy! Sort of a poor man Shatner.

Voice:
We should never allow our fears or the exceptions of others to set the frontiers of our [Ziva shuts it off]

Ziva:
I've heard enough maybe your the one who needs the self-help.

Tony:
Well, see that's where your wrong Ziva. I'm already enlightened.