NCIS, Season 8

Abby:
Also, you are not to touch my computer, my lab equipment, my mp3 player, my Caf-Pow, my desk or Burt my farting hippo without my express written consent.

Michael Seelus:
Well, how am I going to do anything then?

Abby:
And there's no cameras or flash photography.

Seelus:
I don't have a camera.

Abby:
And if accidentally turn my back to you, you are to immediately move back into my eyeline.

Seelus:
Why don't I just wear bells?

Abby:
That's a really good idea! [moves across the lab and retrieves a set of bells from a drawer] I mean, I'm sorry about this. Darren worked out, but I've just had problems with people that have been assigned to my lab. [holds out the bells]

Seelus:
I'm not putting those on.

Abby:
Oh, actually you are!

Seelus:
No, I'm not?

Abby:
[cheerfully] Except for the fact that you are.

Gibbs:
[walks in] Abs, I need something fast.

Abby:
[to Seelus] To be continued. [to Gibbs] Who are you and what you done with my Gibbs who doesn't like interns?