NCIS, Season 8

[Gibbs hits the computer in frustration when he can't log in to his e-mail]

McGee:
Uh, Boss, I wouldn't do that. I just finished calibrating your-- [Gibbs hits the monitor again] ..monitors.

Gibbs:
It was working fine until you touched it.

McGee:
[goes to Gibbs' desk] All I did was tweaked the color gamma...

[McGee tries to fix the account but to no avail. Gibbs takes out a baseball bat and hits the computer with it.]

McGee:
Boss, that's really not gonna help.

Gibbs:
Well, it helps me.

[McGee accidentally spills Gibbs' coffee onto his desk]

McGee:
Uh sorry Boss. [desperately trying to clean up the mess] I'm sorry uh...how about you take mine. It's a double half-caf, Sumatra blend with a twist of lemon. [Gibbs storms off without a word] I'll have it fixed by the time you get back.

[Tony and Ziva arrive at work]

Tony:
Morning, Boss. Like that shirt! [Gibbs storms past them without a word]

Tony:
[to McGee] Hope you didn't break his computer. He doesn't like that thing even when it's working.

McGee:
I should have listened to my horoscope. It said I should stay home today.

Ziva:
[laughs] Your horoscope?

Tony:
What else did it say?

McGee:
Avoid new relationships, which after last week is probably not a bad idea either. [looks up as Tony laughs] What's so funny?

Tony:
Oh, just that you think you have a choice.

Ziva:
And that you read your horoscope.

McGee:
Oh, just for fun, but it has been interesting. I have been thinking about taking a break from dating for a while. [makes a face as Tony laughs again] Okay, now what's so funny?

Tony:
Same thing.

McGee:
Thanks for the support, Tony.