NCIS, Season 9

Tony:
I think Gibbs and Borin make a great couple. Just think of all the fun they'd have giving each other head slaps.

Ziva:
Head slaps are not very romantic Tony.

Tony:
They can be. In the right context.

[...]

Tony:
Ducky, what do you think? Gibbs and Borin, date mate material?

Ducky:
Given their combined work ethics, they'd probably never see each other. Which could be a recipe for the world's shortest courtship or extreme longevity.

Tony:
So nobody's with me on Team Bibbs?

Borin:
[walks in] No.

Tony:
We can change the name.

Borin:
I should change the subject DiNozzo.

Tony:
At least let him grill you a steak in his fireplace while watching black-and-white television. [Borin laughs] It's more charming than you think.

Borin:
I'll pass.