NCIS, Season 9

Ziva:
[grumbling to herself in Hebrew] Unbelievable!

Tony:
You finally saw The Crying Game?

Ziva:
No. I got a speeding ticket!

Tony:
Oh. You know what that means, McGee.

McGee:
The system works.

Ziva:
I was barely going over the limit!

McGee:
Let me see. [takes the ticket from Ziva's outstretched hand] It says you were doing 80 in a 40.

Ziva:
Not the entire time.

Tony:
Did you tell them you were a federal agent?

Ziva:
Excuse me?

Tony:
Well, sometimes if they know they look the other way. [flahes badge] Oh, that's not my wallet!

Ziva:
You do that often?

Tony:
With one notable exception, I haven't gotten a speeding ticket in seventeen years.

McGee:
Or paid for parking at football games.

Tony:
It's a gray area. Sometimes I even get my donuts and coffee for free.

Ziva:
I do not think Gibbs would approve.

Tony:
What Gibbs doesn't know won't hurt him.

Gibbs:
What don't I know, DiNozzo?

Tony:
Um, Ziva got a speeding ticket! [looks uncomfortable after receiving a disapproving look from Ziva] And I sometimes get coffee for free. But I tip big! All right, let's have it. [receives a smack]

Gibbs:
Let's go. Dead Navy captain.

Ziva:
Do you ever get the feeling that he enjoys being smacked in the head?

McGee:
I'd rather not think about it.