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NCIS, Season 9

NCIS (2003-) is a CBS network television series about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service that investigates any crime involving personnel or dependants in the United States Navy or Marine Corps. more »

Tony:
Please, who really likes weddings anyway?

Ziva:
There's nothing good about them.

Tony:
Weird uncles making inappropriate toasts.

Ziva:
Rubbery chicken enhanced by cheap wine.

Tony:
Cheesy music and children. Rental tuxedos.

Ziva:
The bouquet, the garter, the cake --

Tony:
The fittings.

Ziva:
The fittings. The fittings! We're not even to the actual ceremony yet.

Tony:
The vows.

Ziva:
The ring.

Tony:
The kiss.

Ziva:
The ketubah.

Tony:
I don't even know what I'd do if I had to deal with all of that.

Ziva:
Elope?

Gibbs:
Yeah, well, it worked for me.

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