NCIS, Season 10

Tony:
How much longer are we going to be stuck in here? Hello?! Anybody!

Ziva:
It's been hours, Tony. I cannot take much more of this.

Tony:
What's that supposed to mean? I suppose it is getting a little ripe in here.

Ziva:
I'm not ripe! You, on the other hand, are pungent!

Tony:
[sniffs himself and coughs] Well, it could be worse. You could be stuck in this tin can with Miguel from human resources.

Ziva:
[laughs] He sweats more than anyone I've ever known.

Tony:
How about Jeremy from office operations? That guy. He's always undressing you with his eyes. I mean, he's fun, but a little creepy.

Ziva:
Hey, what if one of those men is dead?

[They sit in silence but are startled at a knock, then the doors open]

Abby:
[shoves the fireman out of the way] There you are!

Ziva:
Abby, I've never been more happy to see your gorgeous face.

Abby:
You guys must be ready to kill each other. I mean, I can't think of who I'd want to be stuck in an elevator with, except maybe Amelia Earhart, or Michelle Obama, or Joan of Arc, or the whole cast of Cirque du Soleil in case I got bored I could --

Tony and Ziva:
Abby!