The New Adventures of Old Christine, Season 1

[Christine is trying desperately to get into a sold out Rolling Stones concert]

Christine:
Sir, uh, I'm sorry, let me just explain to you my situation. Okay, my nine-year-old is in there with his father and his new girlfriend, and there's a very strong possibility that he's gonna let him go to the bathroom on his own.

Ticket Window Clerk:
I'm so sorry. I didn't, I didn't know. We keep two emergency tickets available for situations like this. Is the fourth row okay?

Christine:
That would be great.

Ticket Window Clerk:
OK, uh let me just get those for you. [looking questioningly around the booth] Where do we keep them? Duh, they're right here! [he reaches up and slams the window blind shut in her face]

Christine:
He's not getting the tickets?

Matthew:
Uh, no, sweetie, he's not.