The New Adventures of Old Christine, Season 1

Christine:
Well, I'm leaving. I want to thank you for a particularly humiliating afternoon.

Belinda:
Are you mad at me?

Christine:
Mad at you? Oh no, that was great. I don't know which part was my favorite: serving drinks to the "Meanie Moms" or watching Marly's husband massage your gums with his tongue.

Belinda:
I know. I'm sorry. I should have locked the door.

Christine:
Yeah, that's pretty much the only thing that was wrong with it. You know, I'm not Marly's biggest fan but she really doesn't deserve this.

Belinda:
I know. It's wrong, but I hope that you and I can still be friends.

Christine:
Yeah, I don't think so.

Belinda:
Why, because I'm Portuguese? Because I'm a maid?

Christine:
Ah, no, it's because, well, you're kind of a whore.