Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 1

Clare Grogan:
Okay, Whis... (collapses in hysterical laughter after accidentally almost reading out a song on the card!)

Mark:
When we said no words, we specifically mean the ones in the title, Clare!

Clare:
Did you hear that?

Peter Hook:
No I didn't, it sounded like "wus".

Mark:
I want the full intro on this one.

Peter:
Go for the vocal line, kids!

Phill:
You ready?

Clare:
No I haven't a clue! Could you whisper some...?

Phill:
I tell you what Clare, take a seat, sweetheart! (Clare sits down)

Clare:
I've had a complete mind block with that one!

Phill:
It's alright Clare, it doesn't matter!

Clare:
Because I've been so helpful so far...

Phill:
You were a pop star in the 80s, they weren't important! Doesn't matter! Forget it!

Clare:
Excuse me, can I just say I was not a pop star, I was in fact the Pixie of Pop!

Phill:
Oh I'm sorry, yeah, and I'm the Jabba the Hutt of jokes!