Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 18

[During the Identity Parade, when all the guests were dressed in bird outfits]

Bill:
BIRD FLU! [Everyone but Andy runs out of their seat and off the set. Andy covers his face with his arms]

[Later]

Bill:
[On the subject of bird number 4] It doesn't look like any bird ... I don't understand ... it's a hybrid. It looks like some kind of -

Natalie:
It looks like Phill! Look at the belly of it! Go and stand next to it! [Phill stands next to the bird] Look!

Bill:
[Into his microphone] If we are very quiet we can hear the mating calls - [Phill makes a noise while Bill continues] - of the Essex bird.