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Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 20

Never Mind the Buzzcocks is a BBC comedy quiz show based around the music industry. The show was hosted by Mark Lamarr, but was replaced by Simon Amstell and is now hosted by a new guest host each week. Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding are regular pa… more »

Bonnie:
How many Nellies does it take to change a nightbulb?

Bill:
A nightbulb?

Bonnie:
A lightbulb. I'd like you know, Simon! How many Nellies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Bill:
I don't know! I don't know, Bonnie. How many Nellies-

Bonnie:
How many Manchester United players does it take...to change a lightbulb?

Bill:
I don't know... How many Manchester United players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Bonnie:
Two. One from the team, the one from the...uh...the guy who goes to fetch the other one in red...

[Bill looks bewildered]

Simon:
Should we pump your stomach? I don't know what to do.

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