Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 22

Simon:
Now that song that you've got, 'Boyfriend', it was inspired by a film about two lesbians?

Stine:
That's true,yeah.

Simon:
I assume that the film was about them feeling ashamed of what they've done and that they'll never do it again?

Stine:
[giggles] Obviously,yes,yes.

Simon:
Good,good. And you're not a lesbian yourself, are you?

Stine:
Umm no. Did you think so?

Simon:
Phew. Well I was concerned.

Stine:
Concerned?

Simon:
We can't have lesbians on the show.

Stine:
Really? [laughs]

Simon:
Oh good. You're not a uh.. [to audience] Are there any lesbians in the audience?

Female audience member:
Yes!

Simon:
Oh then you better leave! [points to the exit] Not tonight. We need a lesbian-free show. I don't even want a small one.. [laughs/snorts] Ah Jack Dee?

Jack:
I'm not a lesbian,no.